Saturday, September 6, 2008

Strange but true

This just moved over the Associated Press wire ...

Man in wheelchair robs 7-Eleven of condoms
DALLAS — A robber who rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink.
Dallas police Cpl. Kevin Janse said Friday that a man in a wheelchair entered a Dallas 7-Eleven Wednesday afternoon, rolled straight toward the cash register and beat it with a baseball bat until it opened.
But he didn’t grab any cash. Instead, police say he stole 10 boxes of condoms and an energy drink before making his getaway Wednesday afternoon.
Janse says the suspect may have been homeless and was likely intoxicated at the time of the robbery.
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Information from: The Dallas Morning News, www.dallasnews.com

4 comments:

Joe said...

He wasn't homeless, he was about it put it DOWN on some lucky girl out there. The energy drink was clearly for that second wind he would need for the home stretch.
Dallas is in need of a better investigatory staff.

Jay said...

Don't they give condoms away at clinics or something? Maybe they should give energy drinks away too. I bet it would cut down on the condom/enery drink crimes.

He might have gotten away with it if he stole some breath mints too. The girl might not have turned him in if he had minty fresh breath.

tony said...

You caught me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahhhhh said...

I needed them to hit me some Duff!

yup,I did her...